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Brandon Bate at Turf Show Times charted Clemens’ performance against the Titans, when the Rams fell, 28-21:

As you can see, it was a bit of a roller coaster performance for Clemens. He did display great accuracy at the start of the game, going 5-for-5 in the first quarter of play, and easing the minds of the restless masses. Truth be told, Clemens started his day going 8-for-8 for 85 yards, but an offsides penalty negated a five yard gain on the Rams’ first offensive drive of the 2nd quarter. Do the math. With the aforementioned penalty, Clemens started his day completing his first seven passes. He’d then go on to throw incompletions for the remainder of the first half [6 attempts], which accounted for 11+ minutes of play.
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Upon arrival at #GronkFest2017, I am handed a beautiful baby pink “Rob Gronkowski Football 101 Women’s Clinic” t-shirt. We are instructed to wear it over any outerwear we have on. Picture 100 women wearing baby pink long-sleeve t-shirts over hoodies and actual coats, looking like lumpy, stale cotton candy. (It’s worse than whatever you’re picturing.) We enrollees had received an email earlier in the week telling us, in big bold letters, “GYM SHOES ARE REQUIRED, DO NOT WEAR HEELS,” so all of the women wore gym clothes. This is probably unfortunate for those ladies who spent the $99 just to see if they could get Gronk’s attention.

Joffrey Lupul Game Jersey The event information promised that “Gronk-tinis” would be served, and I made it my first mission to find out what’s in that drink. I am greatly disappointed to find out that it’s not just four ounces of warm tequila in a martini glass. Raspberry vodka and pomegranate juice? Excuse me bartender, there is no Gronk in my drink. And where is my Percocet-rimmed glass?

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